I Did All That?

Last Friday, I went back to the fairways for the first time in about 17 years. I lost about 6 balls which is not too bad. This Friday, I took Mr. K* with me. He has been on the driving range for the past few nights. I know he is reading this blog so I am not going to count the number of balls he lost (hint ... he,he, much more than my first attempt last week - way way much more!) I did not do that much better either as I forgot to mention also that our balls loved to visit parts of the golf course seldom visited by other golfers. So in all, it was a fairly scenic tour of the side fencing, lakesides, water drainage etc. I thought I will share the following jokes for all the golfers out there:-

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...

"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

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