The Government Employee

A Government Employee tired after surfing the internet and reading the day's blogs, sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

"This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.

"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"

POOF!

A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."

POOF!

Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.

He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

POOF!

He's back in his government office surfing the internet and reading the day's blogs.

Comments

Anonymous said…
ceee...suspense
Monday, March 13, 2006 1:24:00 PM
Anonymous said…
shows how lucky government employees are. just surfing and still get paid.
Monday, March 13, 2006 2:53:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Thats not fair accusing us like that. You havent done it yourself Sifan?
Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:18:00 AM
Anonymous said…
we hv to account for every single minute of our time in a time sheet to be submitted to our superior, you try working in an audit firm.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006 5:36:00 PM
Anonymous said…
So you have never nick your office time in your whole life? I must praise your work ethic. I think we should have more people like yourself. Hellalujah!
Thursday, March 16, 2006 9:38:00 AM
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